September was pretty weird right? Hurricanes Harvey, Irma, Jose and Maria shocked the whole industry… Then boat show season starts… and before we know it Autumn is around the corner… Thankfully, October will be a little calmer because we’re all sorting things out and getting our lives together… except Pisces, your life is gonna be a little nuts for a while. Good luck with that. Have fun everyone!
Aries. Mar 20 – Apr 20.
As you know Aries crew, you can get a little impatient and egotistical at times. This is that time. You will be particularly aggressive in October. Try to keep that under control or your pals will be pushing you overboard. Keep your rudeness under wraps and you may find yourself with some romantic opportunities… okay maybe you can be a little rude.
Taurus. Apr 20 – May 21.
The love-boat is closed, officially. Looks like you’re focusing on your career, good for you. You’ll be disappointing a few interested parties but you gotta focus on yourself. Jupiter’s loving you this month so you don’t need any outside lovin’. She is going to help you with your work issues and no one’s gonna mess with you when you have the biggest planet in the galaxy on your side. Planetary bodyguard, Jupiter the bruiser, Big Planet Bouncer… etc.
Gemini. May 21 – Jun 21.
If you’re currently having a love affair you better beware, it’s all coming out this month. If you’re sharing some time with someone higher up in the ranks you better not let the captain find out… unless it’s with the captain, in that case… never mind. It is all about matters of the heart in October, you’re really hooking them in this month, good going sailor. Just make sure you don’t get too tangled up in it all.
Cancer. Jun 21 – Jul 23.
You’ll be heavily influenced by Jupiter and Mars in October. There’s going to be some changes in your personality and appearance. Change is good, maybe you’ve been through a breakup and want to show them what they’re missing. Forget about them, you know there’s plenty of fish in the sea, there’s salmon out there for everyone, no need to be koi… just just try not to catch crabs! Yeah… that’s probably enough.
Leo. Jul 23 – Aug 23.
The house of family is strong yet again for you and your pride Leos. Your career’s going swimmingly too, it’s looking to be a well-balanced October for the lions this year. You’re a stable leader, Leo, king/queen of the jungle you could say and your colleagues love you for it, they’ll follow you anywhere. Unfortunately you’re not in a jungle, you’re at sea so don’t go leading them off the edge of the ship. There’ll be many opportunities for love this month and you have Uranus to thank for that…
Virgo. Aug 23 – Sep 23.
‘Like a Virgin, touched for the very first time’ isn’t a concept you’re familiar with is it Virgos? You’re once again very socially active this month. A little less carefree perhaps, some people will be relying on you financially but you did some saving last month (or you were advised to at least) so you should be able to give back to those that supported your drinking habit in September. If you’re part of a yachtie couple your relationship will be tested, you may breakup but you do also have the chance to become stronger together.
Libra. Sep 23 – Oct 23.
Prioritising and no procrastinating this month Libras, you have been warned. You’re going through some changes, just like your crabby Cancer friends. If you happen to be dating one then it could be good to evolve together. One of your main focuses this month, aside from work, is love. You perhaps put too much emphasis on it but we just want you to be happy so go for it, find your lobster (they mate for life, but you probably knew that, it was on ‘Friends’). You’re done with the partying for now and focused on finding THE ONE. Try not to be too disappointed if your next partner doesn’t live up to your expectations and turns out to be… the one with the wondering eye, the one who steals your stuff while you’re asleep. You know, just everyday kind of oopsies.
Scorpio. Oct 23 – Nov 22.
Look who is all independent in October, it’s you scorpions! The sun is your career planet thing month somehow despite it not being a planet. The sun can multitask, she’s a beautiful modern woman taking care of her creepy clawed, stinger-tailed babies. Just like Cancer and Libra you’ve got some changes ahead, perhaps even career-wise. You’re going to be better for it, don’t you worry. Venus, Pluto and Mars will all be sticking their oar in when in comes to your love life, which is fine if you’re into that… It’s a very good month for love, people are drawn to you, now don’t go screwing up the compasses with your magnetism.
Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 22
Your friendship compatibilities are in question this month. Bonds will be tested; are your friends up for the challenge? You can be challenging at times… The friends who stay with you through everything are the ones that matter, don’t worry about the rest. You will be taking on new challenges at work as well but you can make it through because you’re a bow-wielding centaur, who else is better equipped to deal with any situation? No one, that’s who. Your love-life’s looking a little slow though, it’s a hard-life having the body of a horse… you’ll add cupid’s arrow to your quiver one day.
Capricorn Dec 23 – Jan 20.
Despite focusing on your career last month your family life is perfect, or you know, as good as it gets. All that focus is paying off and work-life is going well. Now here’s what you’re here for: the love section. You’re keeping it casual, trying out all the options at the people buffet. You’re not making any commitments, now’s not the time for it, not even in yachtie couples. You’re focusing on yourself and you might even over-spend for the month but you’re in a good profession to be making it back quickly. So go for it, spend all yo money! (If you go bankrupt, this conversation never happened.)
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18.
Work is life for you this October. You’re keeping family at arm’s length, will they forgive you? Probably not but family politics will always be there waiting for you when you can get back to dealing with it all, it ain’t going nowhere so just focus on yourself for now. A promotion may be coming your way, lucky you, or perhaps luck has nothing to do with it because you’ve been working Uranus off for months. You have a lot in common with Sagittarians this month your friendships will also be on the rocks but the strongest bonds will survive.
Pisces Feb 18 – Mar 20.
Don’t panic but things are about to get crazy. The planets are throwing some unexpected stuff your way so watch out. Try not to get lost in a sea of confusion, just go with the flow. Sometimes surprises can be good, not usually, but occasionally. Let’s hope things work out in the end. Love-wise things are looking up… you may be a fish but you’re the one reeling them in this month. Try not to catch too many, you’re already living a complicated life as it is.