So, how was June guys? Got that promotion? Found your soul mate? Attended every party going and had a blast? If the answer to any of those questions is no….. chin up and read on, July may be the month of dreams coming true for you!
Aries. Mar 20 – Apr 20.
It’s great news for Aries this month, nearly half of the planets are in retrograde, meaning life will be flowing along at a pretty chilled pace and you single Arians may even be lucky in love. Use this time to make renovations and health changes before life gets hectic again. So customise your cabin, part your hair on the other side, shine those shoes, go wild!
Taurus. Apr 20 – May 21.
The stars are out and the results are in: family trumps career this month, obviously this doesn’t give you the excuse of slacking off from your least favourite duties onboard! The planets are shifting to the western sector of the chart so your social skills will be top-notch. You’ve got your priorities straight in July: loved ones before work, you know what’s important, well done you. Love is also in the stars for you, have fun at the parties but play it cool, no one needs to know what a horny bull you are.
Gemini. May 21 – Jun 21.
You’ll have to be patient guys, this is not your month. Not a lot is happening or changing but it is a great time to expand your knowledge, borrow a book and get some well deserved me-time. There’s a reason Gemini peeps are known as the twins – you can be your own company. The gemini horoscope foretells that you may find love while pursuing academic fulfilment so it’s not all bad, especially if you’re a big ol’ nerd.
Cancer. Jun 21 – Jul 23.
Balance is key in July, your success won’t be hindered if you remember to pay attention to each obligation equally. You’re gonna be a big spender this month (or get the pursers job, who knows?), your money’s flowing and the drinks are on you. Your charm and physical beauty is also at its peak in July so spread the money and the love at the next party and remember not to stress out over work, which may be a little challenging this month but then again, when is it not?
Leo. Jul 23 – Aug 23.
The divine forces will be your guide this month, trust your instincts and everything will work out. This is your most sensible month, save some money (hang out with Cancers as they’re throwing money around in July), don’t rush love and save your big decisions for August. Keep up with your fitness and let others come to you, they may even flock to you as Venus is in Leo until the 23rd meaning your charm and personality is more desirable than ever.
Virgo. Aug 23 – Sep 23.
The planets are moving to the lower half of your birth chart, it’s time to get things sorted. Focus on yourself and on your career and you’ll make some progress in July. Think about your goals and how you aim to get there (no not by flirting with your superiors, nice try). It’s time to get down to business (no not that kinda business, seriously you guys are filthy, stop it). It’s not the time for love right now, be patient, all in good time.
Libra. Sep 23 – Oct 23.
Everything’s coming up Libra as this month’s horoscope has you in charge, you’ll be independently successful with every other crew member wishing they were you. You’ll be unlucky in love but who cares when you’re absolutely bossing life? Your finances are looking great and everyone looks up to you, you’re an independent woman who don’t need no man (reverse genders where appropriate) and wiggle that finger girlfriend/boyfriend.
Scorpio. Oct 23 – Nov 22.
Watch out for jealous backstabbers this month when it comes to work. Keep your friends close and your enemies really really far away from you as you rise through the ranks and shine like the star that you are. You can thank Jupiter for your financial stability, that and your awesome job. You’ll find yourself partying with your superiors this month and may even fall for your boss, but trust us… that kind of situation rarely works out so think carefully before you go in tongue first!
Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 22.
It looks like the planets are forecasting great things in your career this month while your social life may suffer a little. Planet Saturn has your back though so your health and finances should remain steady, just focus on your work and worry about friends and family later. An archer is the symbol for Sagittarius which is completely apt this month as you shoot a cupid arrow into the hearts of nearby crew-members. Both single and taken Sagittarians will have much success in this area until the 23rd, then who knows? It’s all up to you after that.
Capricorn Dec 23 – Jan 20.
It’s all about teamwork for Capricorns in July, work on networking and building relationships with your peers and grab every opportunity available to you. That’s not all you’ll be grabbing this month as you may find love in your workplace (then again, when you work at sea where else would you find it?) don’t forget to ask for permission before you begin the grabbing though.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18.
Your confidence may be a little low this month but don’t forget Aquarius is an air sign ruled by Uranus which makes you pretty damn funny so tell some jokes (perhaps about the air in uranus) and win people over. Let others buck your esteem back up, you’ll need it when you face what Mars and Saturn have to throw at you throughout July – try not to let those pesky planets get you down and remember to socialise to keep your spirits sky-high or at least above sea level.
Pisces Feb 18 – Mar 20.
Compromise and let others lead, say the planets. As a Pisces you’re very likeable so you’ll have no trouble getting others to aid you with your career but you always look for perfection in others which will not be useful when you’re in need of other people’s help. Your love life looks promising but don’t expect a commitment, just keep it casual and have fun partying with some cute crew-mates.
Enjoy the alignment of the stars in July and we’ll see you next month!